@jhunjhunwala
And here we go. ITS ON BROTHER. We start now. …………………………………………………….
@pritishnandy@jhunjhunwala
I am here. Dont make me fall asleep …………………………………………………….
You called me FAT.Is this publicity to promote your upcoming film Fatso? ………………………………………
@pritishnandy@jhunjhunwala
My apologies. You are not fat. You are linearly challenged. But you are cool. I like cool. Fatso is cool.
Everyone is on twitter including Out of work actors.Why then is Mayawati not tweeting.I smell a conspiracy.Is this your fault?
@pritishnandy@jhunjhunwala
No, there’s not enough space on twitter for Mayavati, you and Jayalalitha. You have to get a bigger server.
You were a Rajya Sabha MP,that’s the upper house.Is there a lift in Parliament from the Lok Sabha to the Rajya Sabha?
@pritishnandy@jhunjhunwala
No, we just strolled across. But since neither LS nor RS worked more than 60 or 70 days a year, we were largely unemployed.
If you wanna say ‘Cattle Class’ U should probably say it now.Not saying it implies you disrespect cattle.
@pritishnandy@jhunjhunwala
I love cattle. I love all species barring corrupt politicians n celebs who say Yo bro.
Free porn is available all over the net,still people are searching for the ND Tiwari Sex Tape. Don’t they need a psychiatrist?
@pritishnandy@jhunjhunwala
They want to see the gumption of a 84 year old man who can take on 3 (or was it 4) babes before a camera. I confess I cant.
Did you know that Pritish Nandy rhymes with ‘Free Dish Handy?’
@pritishnandy@jhunjhunwala
You have missed your true calling, Firaq Gorakhpuri. You are blessed with a sense of rhyming
The WELL-ness partner of Raat Gayi Baat Gayi is Moksh,3 idiots has a song = ‘All is WELL’.Why are U film guys lovers of WELLS?
@pritishnandy@jhunjhunwala
@jhunjhunwala I grew up watching Citizen Kane by Orson Welles. …………………………………..
Our government keeps saying Pakistan must act,Kasab says he came to India to act in films,hmmm,what’s going on?
@pritishnandy@jhunjhunwala
Kasab began as a villain. Is now pretending to be a Marathi manoos. He has learnt his lines well.
His handlers have played their role badly. They are no actors. Just plain jokers.
Why are Indian filmstars more interested in premiering their films abroad, instead of premiering it first to us,the Indians?
@pritishnandy@jhunjhunwala
Coz Indian films sell almost 3 times more theatre tickets in a year than Hollywood films. Amazing but true
Your company is called PNC but many Indians urinate on roadsides.So they basically Pee & See.Will the Peeing&Seeing ever stop?
@pritishnandy@jhunjhunwala
Only voyeurs pee n see. Normal folks pee n go. Get your habits checked out, mate. 2 much watching is psychologically damaging.
I just made you say ‘Pee’. ………………………………… …………………………………..
@pritishnandy@jhunjhunwala
And I shall soon make you pee in your pants, hot shot fake stock broker.
I’m not for the politics of sport but 10 Pakistani players aren’t picked by the IPL.Their media raises a shitstorm
Why isn’t the same media outraged when they violated the ceasefire at the LOC 10 times alone this month?
@pritishnandy@jhunjhunwala
Simple. Pakistani players are our rivals, not our enemies. The Pakistani army is our enemy.
Ruchika kills self after being molested.19 years later,case still in high court,Rathore still out on bail.Money+Power=Justice?
@pritishnandy@jhunjhunwala
People power eventually ensures justice. Jessica Lal. Nithari. Rathore. You cant escape once we know what you did last summer.
This is THE LAST QUESTION: Hemant Karkare’s jacket can’t be found,is it with you?
@pritishnandy
Karkare’s jacket is hidden by those corrupt people who made money buying such useless jackets. Its our shame.
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